hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

(via southern-but-not-so-proper)

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

(via glennclosebutnocigar)

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

(via eastern-coast)

kieljamespatrick:

I’ll give up the Oxford comma when you pry it from my frigid, frosty, frozen, cadaverous, lifeless, stiff, defunct extremities.

(via sass-ah-fras)

Hit up my inbox

(Source: new-jerseyprep)

nosdrinker:

let’s 96 (ignore each other)

(via southerndaydream)

" Life, liberty, and the pursuit of all things navy. "

seersucked:

fact: a jeep makes you 100x hotter

(via dyp-prep)

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